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the human beat box – just for fun

Mr Shoe Wingtips — Wed, 28 May 2008 11:31:02 +0000

My friend Gavin loves his hop hop and drum and bass – he also runs a fashion company called THTC – The Hemp Trading company – during last years new years celebrations, Gaving produced a pilots log book – it was his brothers who trained in Africa many years ago – this is a funny video that Gavin made – check it – all the sounds are done by the human beatbox – not sure what the US or French rappers would think to this – who cares!

We are the superlative conspiracy

Mr Shoe Wingtips — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:37:09 +0000

My friend Scotty who recently sent me a nice pair of headphone just sent me this funny video – very Scotty...check out his funky clothing company

We Are the Superlative Conspiracy – Click here for more blooper videos

Pilot Philosophy…

Mr Shoe Wingtips — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:04:14 +0000

The difference between a duck and a copilot?
The duck can fly.
A check ride ought to be like a skirt.
Short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover everything.
Speed is life.
Altitude is life insurance.
It only takes two things to fly:
Airspeed, and money.
The three most dangerous things in aviation:
1. A Doctor or Dentist in a Bonanza.
2. Two captains in a DC-9.
3. A flight attendant with a chipped tooth.

Aircraft Identification:
If it’s ugly, it’s British.
If it’s weird, it’s French.
If it’s ugly and weird, it’s Russian.
Without ammunition, the USAF would be just another very expensive flying club.
The similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots?
If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies.
If ATC screws up, the pilot dies.
It’s better to break ground and head into the wind than to break wind and head into the ground.
The difference between flight attendants and jet engines is that the engines usually quit whining when they get to the gate.
New CAA motto:
‘We’re not happy, till you’re not happy.’
If something hasn’t broken on your helicopter, it’s about to.
I give that landing a 9 . . on the Richter scale.
Basic Flying Rules:
1. Try to stay in the middle of the air.
2. Do not go near the edges of it.
3. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly in the edges.
Unknown landing signal officer to carrier pilot after his 6th unsuccessful landing attempt: ‘You’ve got to land here son. This is where the food is.’

No Shit – duck!!!!

Mr Shoe Wingtips — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 08:39:17 +0000

A visitor to freedom in the air has sent us this comical video as we have a comedy section – so please take a look at this funny video from a NASA man about using toilets in space..click on this link to open a windows media player file….nasa-shooting-star.wmv

How does a pilot a pilot control an aeroplane?

admin — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:26:40 +0000

I saw this silly game on the Nasa website…if you feel like having a go then please click here to go to their page…

It is not that relevant for flying light areoplanes but it is a fun way to give you an insight..

The flying lawn mower

admin — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 10:32:30 +0000

This is a funnily but stupid film.. someone has made a lawnmower fly and it flies very very well. It should enter the Red Bull Air Race……

skycutter40.wmv

Captain Flashheart

admin — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 08:21:51 +0000

For those you who may not have seen this Blackadder Sketch i thought it may cheer you up in-between reading about my flying.